As if I don't have enough to do.
But then, Boris insisted, and he checks to ensure I've actually been updating.
Besides, Lucrezia has one.
{Ask blog for Klaus Wulfenbach from Girl Genius! Also possibly a roleplay blog. It should be noted that asks and RP run on slightly different headcanon and will be tagged for differentiation.}
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Ask Klaus Wulfenbach: dragonswords asked: What do you think of Castle Wulfenbach?
Father… I realize your… personal relations are not my business, and normally I would never ask, but…
Is this anything like what it sounds like?
Oh this is exactly what it sounds like. Hasn’t he ever told you anything?
You mean—!
Father, you—
with Lucrezia Mongfish?!
Surely you’ve read the books. Surely you knew my role as the spurned lover?
Surely you know that the books were never entirely accurate?
Yes, and I assumed—because the books were so inaccurate—that nothing of the sort had ever really happened!
Well, congratulations. Truth is often stranger than fiction.
To be fair, she was far less evil at the time.
Source: askwooster
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Ask Klaus Wulfenbach: dragonswords asked: What do you think of Castle Wulfenbach?
Father… I realize your… personal relations are not my business, and normally I would never ask, but…
Is this anything like what it sounds like?
Oh this is exactly what it sounds like. Hasn’t he ever told you anything?
You mean—!
Father, you—
with Lucrezia Mongfish?!Surely you’ve read the books. Surely you knew my role as the spurned lover?
Surely you know that the books were never entirely accurate?
Source: askwooster
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Ask Klaus Wulfenbach: dragonswords asked: What do you think of Castle Wulfenbach?
I was wondering when you’d turn up.
I don’t remember asking for your opinion, either. You are hardly the authority on these matters.
As though I could stay away for long. There’s so many people who I’m sure were just crying that I…
Oh I always did love it when you tried to get rough with me.
Sorry, darling, but I’m here to stay. None of you are getting rid of me that easily.
Father… I realize your… personal relations are not my business, and normally I would never ask, but…
Is this anything like what it sounds like?
Oh this is exactly what it sounds like. Hasn’t he ever told you anything?
LUCREZIA.
NO.
Source: askwooster
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Oh I always did love it when you tried to get rough with me.
Sorry, darling, but I’m here to stay. None of you are getting rid of me that easily.
…
NO. We are not discussing this. My son follows this blog, for the love of Van Rijn…
Source: askwooster
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dragonswords asked: What do you think of Castle Wulfenbach?
I was wondering when you’d turn up.
I don’t remember asking for your opinion, either. You are hardly the authority on these matters.
As though I could stay away for long. There’s so many people who I’m sure were just crying that I wasn’t around.
And considering I think I would know better than most…
I’m warning you, Lucrezia.
Now is neither the time nor the place. If you do not leave quietly, I will have to remove you forcefully.
And I will enjoy it.
Source: askwooster
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dragonswords asked: What do you think of Castle Wulfenbach?
Quite ingenious, really. A floating fortress, sailing the skies and all. A thousand foot distance being greater than any moat.
However, it does not compare the underwater palace of Her Undying majesty in my opinion. It is obviously compensating for something.
Wonderful views, at least.
Obviously compensating?
I am compensating for nothing! A kilometer is. Not. Compensating.
It is advertising.
Aren’t there laws against that sort of thing?
You know, false advertising?
I was wondering when you’d turn up.
I don’t remember asking for your opinion, either. You are hardly the authority on these matters.
Source: askwooster
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dragonswords asked: What do you think of Castle Wulfenbach?
Quite ingenious, really. A floating fortress, sailing the skies and all. A thousand foot distance being greater than any moat.
However, it does not compare the underwater palace of Her Undying majesty in my opinion. It is obviously compensating for something.
Wonderful views, at least.
Obviously compensating?
I am compensating for nothing! A kilometer is. Not. Compensating.
It is advertising.
Source: askwooster
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Ah, well.
Oh?
How so—-?
…
… Gil, I thought you had stopped this after the baguette incident in Paris.
I do believe I warned you never to bring that up again!
Oh, forgive me, sir.
Slipped my mind.
Although, if this is a reoccurring thing, I do suppose this explains some of your reading assortment’s “more exotic” content…
Color me intrigued.
Source: askwooster
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Ink and I accidentally Klaus and Tarvek drinking buddies?
Tarvek: so hey since we have so much in common I want to marry your son is that cool
Klaus: what
i had no idea you two had that sort of relationship
Tarcek: no yeah I do him up the butt all the time shit is so cash
Klaus: … prince sturmvoraus are you drunkEXCUSE ME
Source: theclockworklady
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[This is Klaus Wulfenbach, Tarvek dear. He knows more than you think he does and probably far more than you want him to.
He also follows you on tumblr. And he’s seen that picture of you making out with Gil. Those pictures, rather.]
Frankly I’m surprised it took you so long to get to this point. Absurdity is very easy to come by these days.
Also it should be noted that I never necessarily disagreed with you, per se, merely the political parties and agendas that you represent.
[Tarvek will continue to insist that those are not pictures because nobody could have photographed that because it didn’t happen.
Not like that at least]I think it merely took this long to settle on me. I’ve been preoccupied with more pressing matters.
[Tarvek is totally unsure of how to react to this friendliness, Klaus. He’s really baffled. You seem to be trying to make nice. He’s concerned.]
What do you know. Something Baron Wulfenbach and I have in common. Today gets more and more absurd by the minute.
[He’s hesitant to admit that but it seemed appropriate. He’s been spending too much time forging alliances, he’s growing soft. Tsk.]
Perhaps if you didn’t insist upon seeing me as merely a detestable obstacle in your path and thus demonizing me to make yourself feel superior, you would be less surprised.
Source: asksturmvoraus
